Silly Strawberry. That's all they brush with, and I don't blame them. Remember what minty toothpaste felt like when you were a kid? Like your tongue was on fire. Silly Strawberry was the balm of bedtime. My children reached for it willingly, and there was harmony in house for all 120 recommended brushing seconds. We felt so proud when we learned it was our dentist's #1 brand, because it's mild grittiness rubs off plaque, unlike the wimpy gels. All of a sudden nobody in my town carries it anymore. Stop & Shop, Shaws, Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreens, Market Basket all discontinued it. I'm left to choose between pink Barbie princess gel or Sponge Bob glitter toothpaste. Tom's of Maine, why have you left us?
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
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Silly Strawberry. That's all they brush with, and I don't blame them. Remember what minty toothpaste felt like when you were a kid? Like your tongue was on fire. Silly Strawberry was the balm of bedtime. My children reached for it willingly, and there was harmony in house for all 120 recommended brushing seconds. We felt so proud when we learned it was our dentist's #1 brand, because it's mild grittiness rubs off plaque, unlike the wimpy gels. All of a sudden nobody in my town carries it anymore. Stop & Shop, Shaws, Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreens, Market Basket all discontinued it. I'm left to choose between pink Barbie princess gel or Sponge Bob glitter toothpaste. Tom's of Maine, why have you left us?
Silly Strawberry. That's all they brush with, and I don't blame them. Remember what minty toothpaste felt like when you were a kid? Like your tongue was on fire. Silly Strawberry was the balm of bedtime. My children reached for it willingly, and there was harmony in house for all 120 recommended brushing seconds. We felt so proud when we learned it was our dentist's #1 brand, because it's mild grittiness rubs off plaque, unlike the wimpy gels. All of a sudden nobody in my town carries it anymore. Stop & Shop, Shaws, Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreens, Market Basket all discontinued it. I'm left to choose between pink Barbie princess gel or Sponge Bob glitter toothpaste. Tom's of Maine, why have you left us?
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